A woman goes to the welfare to register for child benefit.

"How many children?" asks the social worker?
"10" replies the Mitchell's Plain woman.
"10???" says the social worker ...
"What are their names?" "Wayne,
Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?" "Naah..." says the Mitchell's Plain
woman "its great because if They are out playing in the street I just have
to shout WAAYNE, YOUR DINNER'S READY! or WAAYNE, GO TO BED NOW
and they all do it..."

"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed
social worker. "Ag, that's easy," says the Mitchell's Plain girl...
"I just use their surnames!"